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pants
i lost a pants size!
i like baggy jeans but i went down a belt notch before thanksgiving. since then, the baggy was bunched. the jeans that lasted through the events of the last few years were also starting some major holes and the right pocket was starting to tear out.
it turns out they don’t make the baggy jeans i like anymore but i found some nice soft grey pants that are one size smaller and fit like a dream.
